Do You Have a Green Thumb?

If you enjoy gardening, take a break over the Fourth of July weekend and enjoy these jokes and remarks about your hobby!

The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.

Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

Everyone has these on their face? Tulips

What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots? String beans.

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet.

What kind of socks does a gardener wear? Garden hose.

What does the letter “A” have in common with a flower? They both have bees coming after them.

Happy Fourth of July from Centennial Roofing!